Only a mothe r could love this liver
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Dick very happy bro
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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