But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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