Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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