You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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