Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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