Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
is wine microwaveable?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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