he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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