im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize
