this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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