VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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