are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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