Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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