i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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