She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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