real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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