Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
