that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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