**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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