oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
