Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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