Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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