It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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