Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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