seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
