OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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