stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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