quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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