even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
you had me at cake vodka
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
