Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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