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I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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