I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Text me some of your sweat
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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