HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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