google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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