I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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