Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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