So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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