I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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