ugly people sure do ruin things
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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