i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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