i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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