we have officially lost it.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
you never un-have a 4some
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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