haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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