i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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