We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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