So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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