you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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