I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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