im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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