was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
there was a trapeze. enough said
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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