i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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