he thought i was a dude.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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